Many years ago Angie's parents were killed by some clown known as Mr. Jingles. Ever since then, Angie's been in the state psychiatric hospital, and now, after a long time, she seems ok enough to be released. She moves in with her aunt and her two cousins Heidi and Dylan, but there's someone else who also wants to welcome the girl home, to finish what he once started.
This little piece of film, if we even can call it that, have a really good shot at becoming the worst movie of 2006. Apparently it's a sequel to some DTV movie that came out in 2003, entitled S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer), which I haven't seen and do not plan to see either. I'm telling you now, if you haven't seen it yet, don't bother, there might be a chance of brain damage because this is far more crappy than your normal b-grade low-budget horror movie. Everything in this movie is just completely wrong. The acting is beyond abyssmal, the directing, how it's edited, the music, the story, well, everything is complete crap. I've been sitting through a number of extremely horrible flicks, but this one takes the prize.
It starts off with this clown, Mr. Jingles, going on a killing spree in a house. Now, this guy looks like a fat drunk in a ugly clown costume, and couldn't be any less scary. The fact is that if you would meet this guy for real, chances are pretty big that you'd beat his ass for looking the way he does, rather than you getting scared of him. I can't understand why Lionsgate picked this up, and when you watch it, you kinda wonder if the people there have even seen it. Let me put it like this, if you ever have been thinking of writing a script for a movie, but felt that it might not be good enough, then take a look at this movie, can't possibly be any worse right? A movie like Mr. Jingles proves that anything goes.
I still can't believe I sat through the whole thing, it's just 80 minutes, but still is a complete waste of time. Starring at a spot on the wall for 80 minutes would probably be more enjoyable since this was just one major headache. The gore in the movie is absolutely ridiculous, and the effects are so crappy you wonder why they even bothered. Well, that you wonder with everything this movie has to offer. The actual killings are among the lamest you'll ever see, and even though there's some blood gushing every now and then, it all just looks like a big joke.
The story is complete crap, and there should be a law against even putting stuff like this on paper. The make-up, no, let's not talk about the make-up... If you take a look at the cover, the clown actually looks a little bit cool, to bad that guy wasn't in the movie though, but instead some ridiculous looking clown. I just can't go on anymore...
I can't believe that movies like this are actually being made and sold around the world. Any retard could come up with a script like this, and the movie looked so bad it almost made me sick. When watching these types of flicks one wonders if the people behind it really are proud of it. I mean, do they really think they've accomplished something good here, that horror fans will actually enjoy? Well, probably, because after all, it's a sick world we live in.
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ALTERNATIVE TITLE: 2 S.I.C.K
MOVIE YEAR: 2006
DIRECTOR: Tommy Brunswick
WRITING CREDITS: Todd Brunswick
GENRE: Horror, Slasher
CAST: Kelli Jensen, Jessica Hall, Dave Cunningham
COUNTRY: USA
RUNTIME: 80 min
RATING: 0/10
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