A porno remake of the popular William Friedkin 1973 classic gross out religious horror flick The Exorcist.
Alright now Doug Sakmann brings us this beautiful little erotic adaptation of the biggest scene from the Exorcist when Father "Merkin" must perform the exorcism on helpless little Regan "MacFeel" to dispell the spirit of a demon that has taken over her body. Wait did I say helpless? FUCK THAT! Lets back that up. Blah blah Father "Merkin" must perform a exorcism on the sexy slutty little bad girl Regan "MacFeel", played by Burning Angels head model Joanna Angel. Now after tying her up to do his exorcism Regan wakes up, throws a fit and throws up on.... well... damn near everything in the room. Then after a little "Fuck Me Jesus!" screams from Regan, Father "Merkin" decides that he has no other choice but to "SEXORCISE" the demon out of Regan. And then out pops the 70's style porno music and one of the best sex scenes I've ever seen in a porno.
Now Regan pulls out The Father's junk and starts to do her "slurp-and-glurp" routine on him, the whole time The Father is acting all disgusted though we know he's getting into it with each thrust in her mouth. Then out of left field she THROWS UP ON HIS DONG THEN KEEPS ON SUCKIN'! I kid you not people that was a sight to see, I don't know what that shit was made of but I hope it was water soliable because she barfed all over it and kept going to town. Then they get down to business licky licky, sticky sticky then SPLASH! Her vag shoots green junk out of it and knocks The Father against the friggin wall knocking him out! By this time Regan's mom gets a bit curious and walks in the room to find Regan naked covered in green crap and Father "Merkin" against the wall out cold. Then out pops the crucifix and the two girls are fighting over the crucifix which ultimately leads to a pretty damn hot lesbian scene.
 
Well Father "Merkin" finally wakes up in the middle of their incestuous little crotch diving session and decides he's going to get in the middle of it. In the middle of the threesome Regan's mom gets posessed by the demon and starts barfing too so Father "Merkin" shoves the bitch off him and goes back to Regan. Well then there's a little buttsex and then BAM! Money shot. But he's not through, so he goes and gets his cross dildo and plugs up her vag, then green shit starts coming from her brown eye so he gets some sort of sister mary butt plug and cornholes her with it. THEN the shit starts coming out her mouth again so he plugs up that hole too so she can't vagassmouth barf on anything anymore.
Now depending on which ending you chose three different things happen after that, so if you want to know the ending go get the movie. I know I went through just about the entire damn movie but it's a sight to see, if you're into porn and tattooed sex get this movie, I had to cross my legs for hours.
Considering this movie isn't too long don't be discouraged there's extras like additional content that you can have fun with as well.
Oh yeah if you're a horn dog like me that watches alot of porno but are tired of all the stupid ditzy blonds taking it from over endowed midgets get XXXorcist, especially if you loved the Exorcist, you'll get a kick out of it! BOING!
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MOVIE YEAR: 2006
DIRECTOR: Doug Sakmann
WRITING CREDITS: Doug Sakmann
GENRE: Horror, Porn
CAST: Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
COUNTRY: USA
RUNTIME: 47 min
RATING: 9/10
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