Sexually deprived James takes a trip to the desert to spend the summer with his religious sex crazed father Hezekiah only to find that there's a killer loose nearby, but who's the killer?
Porn Star Mary Carey and her 36DD's grace the screen in this off beat sexploitation romp.
The film starts out, funny enough, with a rating screen, claiming that the movie is Rated H-14 for "Huge Boobs, Sex, Blood and a Snake". Right at that I knew it was off to a good start, as movies like this are definitely the types to just say "fuck it" and let it all slide.
Anyways on to the movie itself. After a great little boobiful credit roll we find our buddy James driving through the desert on his way to see his dear old pappy Hezekiah when out of the blue a really hot hitchiker catches his eye so he stops to offer her a ride. Now back at Hezekiah's house we find the dear old guy having a little fun with Cheryl, our busty star. A little arguing and a little ass slapping and were back to the road with James. Wanting a smoke the hitchhiker opens his glovebox hoping for some matches but finds some porn and a sex toy. Grossed out she jumps out of the car and he drives off. Now flip flop BACK at the house, yeah it does alot of bouncing around, and I don't only mean Mary's boobs, James shows up at his dad's house where he meets Cheryl and her big beautiful boobs.
A little corn cob sucking, a little freaky old guy sex and some preserve fingering, it's pretty obvious it's not going to be a normal summer for James, or his hormones. It seems Cheryl's got a hankering for James now and won't take no for an answer. So she makes a little picnic for him out in the desert when she notices a bee hive out in a tree, so what does she do? What any red blooded big boobed babe would do, she takes the hive down, and her top, and proceeds to cover her boobs in honey. The irony kicks when James goes in for the boob kill, only to get stung by a shitload of bees, haha. Anyways next day Hezekiah takes James out to his "studio" to introduce him to his art, fucked up sculptures shaped like women. You figure that'd be the most fucked up part of the movie by seeing it but no, it gets better.
 
So James goes into town to the local body shop and meets up with a skinhead who acts like a "gangsta" and his son who offers to take a look at his car, leaving James without a ride home. So he goes to walking and out of the blue Cheryl comes up and picks him up, in more way than one. So they're sexin in the truck on the way home doing donuts in the desert and it starts. Lots of prancing and sexin ensues, or at least until Hezekiah finds out!
Think your in a softcore porn yet? I sure did, until what happened next.
The night after Hezekiah finds them out there's a big fight and all of a sudden Cheryl comes up missing. Is she dead? Did she run off and find her way back to the strip joing she came from? The only person that seems to know that answer seems to be Hezekiah who's hacking up some fresh meat for his latest sculpture. The next day, wouldn't you believe it, papa's got a new set of boobs and a new girl is introduced into the happy fucked up little home who's damn near as slutty as Cheryl.
What comes next is beyond all understanding, but it's when the horror kicks in and we find out that James too has a secret.
This movie, holy shit! This movie is outstanding, extremely far fetched and funny. Pervert! is a top shelf Sexploitation flick. With an ending funnier than damn near any movie out there you definitly won't feel "dicked" by seeing it.
All puns and boobs aside this movie was origional and funny as hell. It's worth owning, worth watching many times over and I'm sure it's good friday night singles watching, you know, that "hands on experience". Enjoy!
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MOVIE YEAR: 2005
DIRECTOR: Jonathan Yudis
WRITING CREDITS: Mike Davis
GENRE: Horror, Comedy
CAST: Mary Carey, Sean Andrews, Darrell Sandeen
COUNTRY: USA
RUNTIME: 81 min
RATING: 8/10
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