Two college students decide that their lives are boring enough to exact some revenge on some Ivy school kids in town.
Alright now the story starts with Nathan and Justin, two gay playtoys, in a discussion about how their lives have no meaning and that they need to spice things up. Nathan, extremely obsessed with horror movies and serial killers, suggests drugging a straight guy from their class, then raping him. So they do, yet find that what they used to knock him out with was far too strong, which makes him puke then crap himself and die. The two guys stuff him in an old couch and have it picked up and thatís the end of that, or is it?
Still feeling the rush from killing the boys decide they want to do it again, only this time they want to rape some Ivy boys instead. One by one each of four snooty Ivy kids is taken away to find their eternal fate. Will anyone catch on to the killings and go after Nathan and Justin or will they continue to kill?
 
Now let me tell you all, Iíve been writing reviews for a long time now and every now and then I watch movies that qualify for what I like to call ďThe Chopping BlockĒ which is a wood stump that I take shitty movies to be cut to shreds by a hatchet. The last movie that made it there was The Grand Horror, the terrible zombie film where nothing happened and I fell asleep. Anyways this movie qualifies to go on the block. In other words this movie was TERRIBLE!
Not only was the acting terrible but it was repetitive, drawing the same conclusion to all four boys, though varied at the very end. The special FX were minimal and amateurish and all around I just found myself bored and fast forwarding. I mean come on, doing voodoo to make a sex zombie slave?
Now hereís where Iím supposed to insert a line that justifies the type of sexual humor that this movie presented, but personally itís not going to help this review.
In all I think itís great that the gay community puts effort into producing horror films, I just donít think T.S. Slaughter has any talent, or his actors. Itís played out like some fucked up horror comedy but it just wasnít funny.
I personally donít see how it got the good reviews it has so far but in my opinion I feel I lost time in my life watching this film that Iíll never get back. If someone gives you this movie as a gift they must really hate you.
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MOVIE YEAR: 2007
DIRECTOR: T.S. Slaughter
WRITING CREDITS: T.S. Slaughter
GENRE: Horror
CAST: Derrick Wolf, Michael Burke, James Stover
COUNTRY: USA
RUNTIME: 73 min
RATING: 1/10
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