The story is about famous serial killer Gary Ridgway and how he killed prostitutes and dumped their corpses off at the Green River near Seattle, Washington.
Green River Killer is definitely one of the worst movies I've seen in a very long time, it's so horribly bad that I actually felt sick after watching it. Not that it's a sick movie but that it blew so much it makes me feel bad just thinking about it and that I wasted time on watching this piece of junk.
Not that I expected much from it in the first place but I thought it could maybe be an interesting take on the Gary Ridgway story. But no, it's complete crap from start to finish.
Only time kinda worth watching is when they show real footage from an interview with Ridgway and when we get to hear him talk. Although even that's not really that interesting either, but the only "good" thing that the movie has to offer, the rest is just the worst kind of movie experience possible.
It's shot with a crappy camera and the overall movie looks like complete shite. It's supposed to take place in the 80's and let me tell you, there not even one decent looking person in the whole movie. I've never seen so many ugly people in a movie without getting a break. Not to rack down on people's apperance but everyone's so ugly it's hard not to think about it.
The acting is so horrible I won't even go further into that. And we get to see George Kiseleff (who stars as Ridgway) drag hookers home and after boring the viewer with some crappy sex scene for 20 minutes he strangles them and dumps them off at the river. Then onto the next hooker and repeat everything again, and again.
The movie is so slow and boring it's amazing and the acting is the worst ever. The music in it is extremely bad and annoying and to be honest this is probably one of the worst flicks I've seen in my entire life. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever to watch this piece of crap. Stay away, you've been warned.
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MOVIE YEAR: 2005
DIRECTOR: Ulli Lommel
WRITING CREDITS: Ulli Lommel
GENRE: Horror
CAST: George Kiseleff, Jacquelyn Horrell, Georgina Donovan
COUNTRY: USA
RUNTIME: 83 min
RATING: 0/10
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